It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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