you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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