didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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