it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Two words: nipple clamps
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