the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
