DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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