Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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