I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You were trust falling into bushes
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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