brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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