then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
