We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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