Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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