White coat. Heels.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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