We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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