Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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