Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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