Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
pop tarts are not kleenex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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