Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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