Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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