I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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