Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
