its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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