I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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