The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
His nipple licking is glorious
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