Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Pooping to opera.
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