before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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