I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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