I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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