I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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