"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She even gives head with a lisp.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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