Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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