So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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