i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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