I want to stick my p in your. b.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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