remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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