I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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