Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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