I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
How naked do you want me to be?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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