I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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