I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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