dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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