Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
