how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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