a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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