this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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