Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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