grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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