She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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