Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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