I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
time to smoke my breakfast
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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