what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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